Friday, August 11, 2017

Why I Hate Long Ass Posts

One thing about me is, that I love keeping my blog posts short and to the point. If you have read my previous posts, you probably have noticed that they are at least two to three paragraphs long, because I never liked going over that. I love keeping them short, because I understand that my loyal .5 reader have a life and  he/she wants to go back to it as soon as possible. Plus he/she doesn't have time to read all the bullshit about how I took my pet ant for a walk on an ant hill and how it got lost.

Another reason for my short posts is, that my loyal .5 reader don't have to scroll down to read page after page after page saying the same shit over and over and over again. I mean, who the fuck has the time for that shit? We humans have a short attention span. We just want to grab something to read real quick and then move on with our lives.

Keep in mind that I have a short attention span and I get bored easily and really fast. I just want to read a blog post and move on with my life..... Maybe you haven't realized this, but as boring as it is, I do have a life and my time is important to me. So my best blogging tip for you is. Keep it short and to the point. Don't try to be a Hemingway.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y'all!

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